My dear readers, if you have been wondering where I have
been all month, I have been sitting right here in my blogging chair, writing away. Just not writing this blog. I have been writing a novel. If you’ve never heard of NaNoWriMo, it
stands for National Novel Writing Month.
Every November, tens to hundreds of thousands of people set out to write
a novel in a month. Thirty days, 50,000
words. That’s the goal.
I have accomplished this mad dash before, pre-kids. It
taught me a lot about my writing process.
It helped me find strategies for powering through (or going around)
writer’s block. It got me in a habit of
writing every day. But then, you know,
twin babies, and then twin toddlers, and then twin preschoolers…
Now that they are twin kindergarteners, and gone all day, I
am back to my frantic November noveling, and hopefully back to a habit of
writing pretty much every day.
This year, I have discovered the joys of writing in the
first person. I love to create rich
voices for characters, and it is so much easier when I can just write their
stream of consciousness thoughts from time to time. The main character is a 40-year-old mom, so her voice bears some
resemblance to mine. But she’s not me
(except inasmuch as every character I write is some facet of me). She’s single, first of all, and has never had a deep, lasting
relationship. Oh, also, she’s a
succubus. So that’s different.
If you know what a succubus is, that should be your first
clue that the novel I am writing is not going to be suitable for all
audiences. I’m writing a blend of
romance and erotica. Kind of like 50 Shades of Grey, except good. I hope. No inner goddesses doing tangoes or any
other dances. And instead of a virgin
who has never held hands, my female lead has had to have sex at least once
a week since she hit puberty so that she wouldn't die. And also, she has three kids and stretch marks. And the guy will be more realistic too, once
she stops boinking him long enough to get to know him. Certainly he’ll be less of a douche nozzle
than Mr. Fifty Shades. If he tried to
tell my main character what she could and couldn’t eat, demanded that she get weekly bikini
waxes, or told her what kind of car she was allowed to drive, she could use her
full power on him and take away his will entirely, or she could just, you know, leave. So he’d better not pull any of
that misogynistic crap.
So, anyway, that’s what I’ve been doing. It takes two to three hours a day for me to reach my writing
goals if I want to stay on track to finish on time. I am pretty much on target, although perhaps 3,000 words
behind. I blame the two days I lost
when I discovered that I was allergic to Penicillin, and needed constant
Benadryl in my system. I can make that
up if I stay on track, so this might be the last blog post of the month.
If you would like to read excerpts of what I am writing, um,
no. Eventually, yes. But writing at this pace means vomiting out
a book in a month with no editing. It’s
not suitable for company yet, polite or otherwise. But I do
have one excerpt on the NaNo website. It’s relatively clean, not a sex scene, but also… definitely adult
content. Here it is. And credit where credit is due… I have my
sister and my good friend, Eve, to thank for the best two of those slang
terms. Most fun brainstorming session
ever. You’ll see when you read it.
If you’ve ever considered writing a novel, if it’s on your
“bucket list” or your someday list, I can’t say enough good things about
NaNoWriMo. One month. You give yourself over for one month, and at
the end, you have either a novel or a big head start on one. And you get to tell people you’re writing a
novel. That shit never gets old.
Wow - now I REALLY want to read that novel! Publish it! Publish it!
ReplyDeleteFirst I must finish writing. Then I must edit. And then edit more. And more. And more. And then let other people read it. And then edit some more. And then try to write an agent query letter. And edit that. And hope for an agent who likes yummy dirty smut about single moms with stretch marks to pick me up. And then hope she can find a publisher. And then... Yeah. You want to be one of my early readers? Might be faster... ;)
DeleteBwahahahahaha! I don't know which term I like best! Keep going.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying this month. Wow, it's hard! I'd really rather sit back and read yours.
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